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Today I was attempting to unlock the door to my apartment for the first time with my new key and the key got stuck in the lock. I called management, went to do a game, and when I came back, there was a new doorknob.

Then I was taking a shower and the water wasn't draining. My roommate, David, went in to check it out, and informed me that you have to hold the handle at just the right place.

I guess this is why we pay $100 a month less than we would if we were at a different apartment complex.